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Roxas Shin Hikaru
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Posted - 2014.04.20 23:05:00 -
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Or, you know, the lesson could be: "Be careful towards trusting anyone in New Eden."
That works too.
"I hear dorks, but I can't see dorks." ~ Cul-De-Sac Jerk
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Roxas Shin Hikaru
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Posted - 2014.04.20 23:29:00 -
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Hecarim Van Hohen wrote:Louis Domi wrote:That poor thirsty fool... He's out a million and all he has is his late night buddy, Brenda...
Brenda is his hand Plot twist Brenda cheats on him
Double plot twist
Brenda cheats on him with her long lost brother, TurntSNACO
"I hear dorks, but I can't see dorks." ~ Cul-De-Sac Jerk
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Roxas Shin Hikaru
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Posted - 2014.04.20 23:36:00 -
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General John Ripper wrote:Aisha Ctarl wrote:Hello all, Aisha, your friendly neighborhood catgirl here with a story to tell.
So it wasn't too long ago where I was in a squad of my PCLAS buddies about to go into Amarr FW when suddenly I got a mail notification. I figured it was hatemail, so I eagerly went to go read it. Turns out the mail was from not a thirsty male, but a male that had gone without quenching for months seemingly, and was quite parched. He proceeded to ask what I was doing "baby" and to give him my "digits."
Me being me decided it was time to have a bit of fun.
I message him back playing the "I'm new and a girl" card. He instantly offers to help as I expected. I proceed to go on and tell him I'm into tanking and since I'm new am quite poor and could he loan a million ISK. Mr persistent decides he still wants the digits and asks again. To bait him further I instead tell him I have skype -- I could practically see his "excitement" through the screen at this point (what a poor poor thirsty fellow). I go on to tell him that if he loans me a million I'll happily give him my skype.
Message: ISK SENT
*checks my wallet* 100K added
I message him that "hey dumb dumb, a million has six zeroes."
"Oh my bad"....ISK SENT
*checks le wallet* 1 mil added
Brotato chip at this point is begging for the skype, meanwhile I tell him THANKS SUCKA while I silently wished I had asked for more....
Lessons to be learned from this
1) Blueberries are stupid
2) Men will do anything to get...well....you know
Share your stupid blueberry moments for teh laughs!
=^.^= I couldn't even finish reading. I was shocked to find out your a girl. Not that its so strange, I just always thought you were a guy.
Great job, General.
Guessing the wrong gender is the one thing you can't recover from, sir.
"I hear dorks, but I can't see dorks." ~ Cul-De-Sac Jerk
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Roxas Shin Hikaru
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Posted - 2014.04.20 23:42:00 -
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General John Ripper wrote:Roxas Shin Hikaru wrote:General John Ripper wrote:Aisha Ctarl wrote:Hello all, Aisha, your friendly neighborhood catgirl here with a story to tell.
So it wasn't too long ago where I was in a squad of my PCLAS buddies about to go into Amarr FW when suddenly I got a mail notification. I figured it was hatemail, so I eagerly went to go read it. Turns out the mail was from not a thirsty male, but a male that had gone without quenching for months seemingly, and was quite parched. He proceeded to ask what I was doing "baby" and to give him my "digits."
Me being me decided it was time to have a bit of fun.
I message him back playing the "I'm new and a girl" card. He instantly offers to help as I expected. I proceed to go on and tell him I'm into tanking and since I'm new am quite poor and could he loan a million ISK. Mr persistent decides he still wants the digits and asks again. To bait him further I instead tell him I have skype -- I could practically see his "excitement" through the screen at this point (what a poor poor thirsty fellow). I go on to tell him that if he loans me a million I'll happily give him my skype.
Message: ISK SENT
*checks my wallet* 100K added
I message him that "hey dumb dumb, a million has six zeroes."
"Oh my bad"....ISK SENT
*checks le wallet* 1 mil added
Brotato chip at this point is begging for the skype, meanwhile I tell him THANKS SUCKA while I silently wished I had asked for more....
Lessons to be learned from this
1) Blueberries are stupid
2) Men will do anything to get...well....you know
Share your stupid blueberry moments for teh laughs!
=^.^= I couldn't even finish reading. I was shocked to find out your a girl. Not that its so strange, I just always thought you were a guy. Great job, General. Guessing the wrong gender is the one thing you can't recover from, sir. True but then I just read Derriths posts and I start to feel better about it. At least I am not that guy.
Hmmm. This is true. How do we know that SHE is a SHE?
"I hear dorks, but I can't see dorks." ~ Cul-De-Sac Jerk
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Roxas Shin Hikaru
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Posted - 2014.04.20 23:56:00 -
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Congratz on the boobs, vagina, and the XX chromosomes. I thought you were a dude.
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Yet another sentence I never thought I would hear from another human being.
"I hear dorks, but I can't see dorks." ~ Cul-De-Sac Jerk
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